- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

I enjoy anal.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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