- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

a black father

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

since when?

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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