- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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