Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

68 :)

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...