What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

what do gay people eat?? food

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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