Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Poop

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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