A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Women's Sports

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Smart Blondes

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Anti Joke

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