why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

women's rights

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Mitt Romney.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Anti Joke

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