(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Welcome to die!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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