A blind man walks into a pole.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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