- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

want a balloon? yeah

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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