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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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I'm a like whore

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Are you a human?

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Hippopatomous!

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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