- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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