roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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