A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Penis penis poop butt

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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