- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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