Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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why?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Your time.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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