- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

osama bin ladens hiding spot

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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