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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

verry nice how mUCH?

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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