- Anti Joke

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Susie has Autism

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!