why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

space is fun

Good boy

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

My pet rock died.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Black People.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Blind people can't read this.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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