Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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