[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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