what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Bloody kids ...

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

PENlS.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

this is a joke

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

George Bush does not care about black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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