A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Joey mayer's face

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Cancer.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Hey, Max!!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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