ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Anti Joke

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