- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What happened to Emma? I raped her!