Hippopatomous!

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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