- Anti Joke

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.