Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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I'm banging your sister.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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