- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

how did little johnny die? i killed him

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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