- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

lyren is a big meanyhead

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

how did the little girl die cancer

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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