What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

69

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Wade's the father

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops