Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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anti jokes

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Anti Joke

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