I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A black guy with his family.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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