Kendall and Nick Fredick

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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