What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

I'm a like whore

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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