whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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asian drivers.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Your time.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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