I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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