What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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