Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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this is a joke

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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PENlS.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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knock, knock. come in.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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