- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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