- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What's 9 plus 10? 19

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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