What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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The Barackness Monster

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Knock knock What

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Meow.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Yo daddy!

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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