A black man walks into a book store.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

women's rights

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Laugh.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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