What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Hi Shelby!!

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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