- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Hearpin my durp

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

So a black man hails a taxi...

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock Knock Yes?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

i love huge wieners.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

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