what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Penis.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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