Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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:O + :P = 69

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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