Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Where's my shotgun

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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