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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A black guy with his family.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Cold camel scrotum.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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