- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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