- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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