69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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where are you?

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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68 :)

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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I have no ideas.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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