A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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PENlS.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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