- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Women's sports

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

A horse cantered into a bar.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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