Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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