Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Barack Obama

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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