- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Women's sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A horse cantered into a bar.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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