A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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