I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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oh hiya come in

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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whats 2+2? 4

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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