- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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