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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

knock knock!! kanye west

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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