What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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The penn state football administration

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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