Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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This is not a joke.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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women's rights

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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