- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

I like to eat people

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Penis

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

canaan and mallory

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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