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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

guess what what? nothing.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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