Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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