- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Potato.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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