Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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OBAMA

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Black People.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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a retard lost...

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Anti Joke

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