Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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monkey sponge

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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