- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Women

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Darude - Sandstorm

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

A baby seal walks into a club...

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

It's long!

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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