Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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No. Yes.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Chicken

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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It's long!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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