What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A new restaurant KKKcake

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

why?

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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