3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

thumb_up thumb_down +23

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Dislike this

thumb_up thumb_down +21

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

thumb_up thumb_down +21

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops