- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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