Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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