- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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