knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Women's Rights.

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haha, you're an orphan

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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