Matt Damon

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Gadaffi

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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