One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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