- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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