Hippopatomous!

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

black people

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Spread the net.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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