- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

fart+fart=poop

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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