Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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LOL May Wong

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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