Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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