What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Are you a human?

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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