AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

thumb_up thumb_down +27

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops