- Anti Joke

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Worst joke ever

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Two guys walk into a bar.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke