A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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i love huge wieners.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Anti Joke

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