What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

thumb_up thumb_down +6

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops