- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

knock knock who's there?

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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