- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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