Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Sorry boss

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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