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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

knock, knock. come in.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Win and Beau have no friends

Chayton

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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