Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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black people

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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hello

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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