What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Thanks

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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...NO.

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why?

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Republicans

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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