what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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