- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Spread the net.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

bum sex lol

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

hello

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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