What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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I like to eat people

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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hi

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Civil Rights.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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