Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why did I get raped

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

how did the little girl die cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Christians pornstars.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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