- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Alex Eggbert

I have a crush on my dad.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Sonic

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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