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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What number comes after 29? 30.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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