- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Mitt Romney.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

kiss me?

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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