Six million.

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weiner? balls

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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9/11/2001

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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