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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Women Voting

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Knock knock What

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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