Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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No. Yes.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Nothing yet CC

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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9/11

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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