- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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