Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Anti Joke

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