An Irishman walks out of a bar...

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Ham sandwich

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

123 Main street

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Wats a joke?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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