A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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