- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Jared Gough is a slut

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

2 women were sitting quietly

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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