My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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