Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

who eats pencils asians

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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