- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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