- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

How did th-A fridge.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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