- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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