What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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knock, knock. come in.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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