Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Black people. They are so kind.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Women Voting

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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