- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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