What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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I'm a like whore

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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since when?

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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