Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Matt Damon

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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