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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

fabien

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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