Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -11

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Black History Month

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats brown? poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wheelchair high jump

thumb_up thumb_down -21

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops