- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Women's Rights.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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