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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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