Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Knock Knock. Come in.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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