- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Women's Rights.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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