Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Thanks

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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