- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Hearpin my durp

So a black man hails a taxi...

I am on a escalator.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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