Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

The 13th Amendment...

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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