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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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