What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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