I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Womens rights

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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My butt!!!!

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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AVB

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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