What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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