Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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God bless America, and no where else.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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