- Anti Joke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Knock knock. Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you