- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

The penn state football administration

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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