- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Johnson stops eating

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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