why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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