knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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i love huge wieners.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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