- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

a man walks into horse bar

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

I tell an anti joke!.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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