What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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I like pom

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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