- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

i love huge wieners.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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