- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

haha, you're an orphan

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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