Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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