- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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