- Anti Joke

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Yo daddy!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.