Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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This one sucks!

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who farted your mother

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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