Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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since when?

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Black People.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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