Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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women have rights

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Matt Damon

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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