...NO.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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PUDDING

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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asian, do math

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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