Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

PENlS.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

LOL May Wong

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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