- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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